VROOOOOOM!
Jayden, please don't ride your Big Wheel through Mommy and Daddy's Martha Stewart Living open-air toileting and bath area. You're spoiling the pastoral charm.
VROOOOM! MOMMY'S POO POO STINKY!
Yes Jayden, of course it is. Isn't that a good enough reason to go play somewhere else?
VROOOOOM!
Ouch! You rode over Mommy's toes! You take your Big Wheel out of here right now, or no Pirate's Booty for three days!
MOMMY FLUSH PLEASE!
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