Cool! Babe, look, there's a monkey drinking out of the toilet!
Actually, it's eating the frogs out of it. I hate this place.
Aw, come on! You wanted a honeymoon in the tropics! Here you go, bamboo forest and all. Who else would ever give you something like this?
I WANTED to stay at a normal resort! A centipede bit me in the shower yesterday...
But that green tree snake was freakin' killer!
Everyone told me not to marry a douchebag.
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